It sure is quiet nowWithout those paws on the floorAnd I sleep a bit laterCause you ain’t waitin’ for a walkBy the doorBut I leave the leash hangin’ thereJust in case a wish changes course
ChorusI can’t call it a holidayDon’t need presents under a treeJust want my best friend backThe one God stole from meNo more prayin’ to youI don’t worship thievesI’ll spend my Christmas in hellFrom the fire you lit in me
HookFuck the reindeerAnd the bells they ringMissin’ your howlin’The barkin’And whinin’That sound of the collarJust jingle janglin’The house got so coldSo silent it’s deafening
ChorusI can’t call it a holidayDon’t need presents under a treeJust want my best friend backThe one God stole from meNo more prayin’ to youI don’t worship thievesI’ll spend my Christmas in hellFrom the fire you lit in me
BridgeOh and you took me lowJust about as low as a man can goIf I still have a heart it ain’t beatin’Just like my boy ain’t breathin’And they say you have your reasonsI’ll find me somethin’ nicer to believe inFuck you your plan and your season